A plea for hygiene

A good friend recently asked me this simple question about the girl he was sleeping with:

"Does she know how bad her vagina smells?"

Poor pussy. Don't let it happen to you.

I broach this awkward topic with some trepidation. While I often write about what makes sex nice, mind-blowing and hilarious for women, I have never written about what makes sex bad for men, mostly because I am not a man. Apparently, ladies, the number one way to turn a man off is to smell like your uncle's feet down there. So, there you have it.

Anyway, I have a horrific exam tomorrow so this is just a quick note to say: keep it clean and be considerate. While I'm here, the same goes for the gentlemen out there who have a trunk like a skunk.


Peace out.